Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist