Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Masochist Jokes More Masochist Jokes

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist