Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.