What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

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Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

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Obi Juan Shinobi

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Paint an endzone on it.