What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.