Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire