Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.