Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)