Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.