Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.