Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.