Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk