Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.