Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant