What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.