What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.