What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.