What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.