Reality. I'll show myself out now...
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Anais cup of tea !
Used Tampons
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Shellfies
Reality
Reality *cries in the corner*