What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys