What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs