What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.