What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.