What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...