A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
A knife has a point.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Joaquin.
Because they will steal all the green cards.
Pepe-roni
Two large planes
mourning wood
removed (two children)
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
because im a black man you racist
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)