Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

a brick

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands