Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven