Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.