Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag?

A Kit-Kat.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.