Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Mourn Wood Jokes More Mourn Wood Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.