Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)