because im a black man you racist
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A gorilla pooped on his face.
Go visit his family tree.
A straight line.
It pines.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
To get to the udder side
Olive.
They always take things literally.
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Dad.
Your T.V.
tape velcro to the ceiling.
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Because they find it insaltine.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
You look quite put-together this evening.
the cow didn't make it.
Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!