Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?