Family Tree Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.