What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.