What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.