What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.