What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne