Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Rugs and kisses!
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Holy Sheet!"
Sheet
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Smells like teen spirit.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
It popped a wheelie.
Because she nailed that Solo.
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
He invested in beanstocks!
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