Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He had no guts!
Well that got a load off my mind.
Pig in a blanket.
He stole her blanket.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
By counting Kylereese.
He became an ex-terminator!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
The Baconator"
Pho fo' fo' at fo'
200 Dollars.
A. German Shepherds.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
