Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
They get free two-day shipping.
Bye Son (Bison)
Because it's full of bad yolks.
Because they have a tutankhamun!
Hello, bud.
Run Berry, run!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Hebrewed his own
Holy Sheet!"
Holy Sheet!
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.
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