Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
Some day you will be red!
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
He smelt it
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Fill 'er up!"
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
Not Jack's.
He had her.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Crack it before they hack it.
