Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
a baaahhhd movie. ( )
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Decomposing
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
I'm font of you.
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
Because when they're not upright, they're grand!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
With tulips.
Guns 'n Roses
They'll be back.
Tulips on my pianist.
He was caught playing in A minor.
