Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
Hi Jack!
Jacks on Jacks off
Take away her blanket!
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."
Nine Inch Nails.
Well, the cross was a big plus
I'm font of you.
You use tulips.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
My iPhone 6
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !
Really bad so he hurts himself.
He made a Freudian slip
