How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say