How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm