How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit