How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.