How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.