What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong