Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.