Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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1forest1

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He’s only got little legs.

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A moon-tain.

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Food.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere