Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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CryptoN Only few will get this

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a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Did you make that Fermi?

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It lacks gravity.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Chute

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A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.