Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Well...

That’s a deep subject.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)