Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.