Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives