Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist