Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin