Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.