What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!