What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

A woolly bully!