What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!