What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!