Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."