Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

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What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.