Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."