Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."