Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.