Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.