Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

David Jokes More David Jokes

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.