Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
A watchdog.
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
so I punched him in the head.
PUNCH!
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
The punchline is too long.
