Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What does Jim Jones and Saitama have in common?

They both take out everyone with just one punch.