Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
The punchline is too long.
