A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Racism has many faces...
The clam before the storm!
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Walking.
Hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH