Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH