A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
The meth head still has teeth.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
It was a boxer!
On less person is drunk
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
The feet
