Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.