Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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The clam before the storm!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.