Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.