Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.