Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!