What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!