What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.