What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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A plain bagel!

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Santa Clues.

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Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.