What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!