How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.