How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.