How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."