Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

German Baker Jokes More German Baker Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag