Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!