Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German jerk?

Deutschebag

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

German Baker Jokes More German Baker Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!