Insurance Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.