Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter