Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.