Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel