Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel