Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel