Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Bannister Jokes More Bannister Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!