Rail Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!