Why didn't rail Castro want to be Presi...

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Castro Jokes More Castro Jokes

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel