What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.