What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes