What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes