How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie