How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.