How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.