Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.