Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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To get to the other side

What is the worst part about being black?

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.