Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Dunn Walking!!!

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Blonde Stare Jokes More Blonde Stare Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.