Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.