Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Endosperm.

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

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because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.