Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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I have no Hans"

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Ford was my best friend.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.