What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.