What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.