What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.