Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe