Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

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Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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Wow, this blew up!

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Because her lips stick

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.