Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe