She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Korean Barbecue.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Trying to look upset.
Because it was turned on!
Wow, this blew up!
Because her lips stick
A cow with no lips.
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.