Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe