Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe