Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe