Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe