Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.