Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!