Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.