How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.