How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.