Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.