Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath