Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no