Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !