Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.