Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles