How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.