How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.