How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.