How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.