Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.