Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.