Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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A painting only need one nail to hang

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Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.