Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.