Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.