Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.