Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Because they eggsplode. :D
New Yolk
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
One egg is un oeuf.