Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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One egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.