Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.