Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.