What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.