What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.