What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What is the best thing about 25 year olds?

They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.