How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!