How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders