How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.