Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
How many did it take last year
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Prom night.
Denver Nuggets
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-