How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.