What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)