What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."