Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.