Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.