Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Southern Jokes More Southern Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.