How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.